Fanatical Freaks

Prelude – this blog is not a hate blog against republicans!! It is a hate blog against the fanatical fringe freaks! I do not want to offend anyone or make anyones political beliefs seem insignificant. I love this country and respect the fact that we are allowed to vote and have our separate political parties and beliefs.


What is wrong with these fanatic fringe freaks?. No, they are not racist – everyone walks around with a stuffed monkey perched upon their shoulders and run their daily errands with a sign of our President sitting on the porch drinking kool aid and eating fried chicken. I abhor the behavior of these uneducated, unbathed fanatical freaks!! They hide behind the guise of political beliefs to bring their racist stupidity to the masses. Thankfully it is difficult for them to spread the word of hate, it is near impossible to understand them when they are speaking at a two year old level and can’t pronounce theirs S’s due to a mouth full of gums. I have never seen one of these jerks with anymore than two teeth in their mouth. (I will not even touch upon their fashion sense, just let it be known, anyone clad in purple sweat pants, a green sweatshirt and knock off crocs has serious issues and should never be taken serious!).

Well my faithful few, watching them rally on TV is so funny, I cringe with delight. They are unable to form a complete sentence or thought. They remind me of ants, following two by two into the ant trap. It is utterly joyful to watch these morons! Speak hate and you will end up in the orange tin of raid, it is only a matter of time. A large portion of the fanatical freaks do not even vote, so KEEP YOUR DAMN MOUTH SHUT, please – hide your infected gums!. If you don’t vote your opinion is like a fart in the wind. Today, one of the toothless wind farters invaded my space!

I was innocently stopped at a red light, waiting to take a left to enter the industrial park where I work. Beside me stopped at the same light, heading straight, was a large, loud (hoopty would be giving the truck too much credit) ugly, circa 1989 p/u truck. What is wrong with this you ask? I will tell… on the side of the door was a large, 3 ft x 3ft magnetic decal that stated “Obama the Commie” I had to see who was driving this limousine, sporting such a well phrased political statement. I crane my neck to look up (the large bald tires held this man well above the rest). Of course!! I set my gaze upon a very scruffy guy. He was wearing his ball cap backwards and gasp, missing a front tooth. All I could think to myself was, poor guy, he obviously had a horrendous childhood. I am sure his mom was a drunk who never hugged him. Probably doesn’t even know who his daddy is. Wait a minute, a wave of recognition, he was on Jerry Springer! (alright, so the Jerry Springer thing is false, but the rest surely is true!)

I attempted to ignore the ogre beside me. But he did not have the same couth. You see, I have a small, well placed sticker on the rear window of my car. It reads Obama/Biden. He noticed it as I turned left and shock of all shocks, this upstanding american beeped and flipped me off!!! The nerve of this asshole! Of course I couldn’t do anything. I am sure he was carrying an arsenal of weaponry in the vehicle. My little keychain flashlight would be no match for this gun toting fanatical freak.

He is lucky to live in America, he can proudly display his magnet and drive around spewing his hate. God bless the fanatical freak fringe, they need his blessings!