Hey Stupid

Ok America, we need to take back our Country. The stupid people are procreating at an unprecedented rate of speed. We could eat them as some do rabbits, it seems a bit extreme, but at this point another option eludes me!

I have scientific facts to back up my theory. Here are just a few

I am going to take a lot of heat for this one, but here it goes….McCain/Palin voters. C’mon these individuals don’t even have the common sense to see a dentist

Crooked parkers – Really, hey dumbass, The parking lot is crowded, why the fuck do you need to park you 1991 ford temp in two spots, Don’t worry, you won’t notice the new dent from a door or shopping cart

Hey bitch, glad you said “hi” to your neighbor, but I have a cart that needs to get down the same aisle. Throw the Ring Dings in your cart and move your fat ass along

You new your were going to a concert, didn’t you know this would be tight quarters, bath!!! At the very least, throw some right guard under those pits. And HEY, Stop jumping I can’t see the band! Did you just singe my hair with that flippin lighter?

Your opinion? Did I ask for it? NOPE! Zip it dumb ass!

Hey what’s for dinner, it is dark out, dining room light on, are you nudists? YES you are I can see all from the street – close the curtains!

Shit for brains- did you need all the flyers and coupons from Sunday’s paper? Sorry my smart ass slept in until 8, looks like you dragged your slug butt out of bed and beat me to the coffee shop and took out the coupons from the paper – you obviously need them more than I.

WOW! I just saw a real fugitive, he looked like a middle age dad, but the way he sped past me to get to the same red light definitely tells me he is running from the law – Hello Americas most wanted – I found one!

Did you look in the mirror today and tell yourself a half shirt looks good on your body after having 5 kids, YIKES – you are stupid.

This list could go on and on, but I need to keep my faithful few coming back for more. Thanks all for your continued support, even you McCain voters!