Ok my faithful few. By now you know that I am a virtual endless machine of knowledge. I decided to share some of my wisdom and knowledge with you. I hope this improves your quality of life. So here goes nothing…
Bad perms DO happen to good people
You will not marry the first boy you kiss
Parents know more than we do
Your car is not going to make it another 3 miles when you run out of gas
Not matter how fun it may seem, never and I do mean NEVER stand up in a canoe
Mohair sweaters are itchy
If you can smell your feet, others can too
No one will think you are more beautiful than your parents do
Take the microphone away from your drunk friend BEFORE they sing karaoke
Fish are shitty pets
I have plenty more to share, but I don’t want to waste it all in one blog. I hope you take all of this to heart. No need for others to suffer the same fate as I.. Learn from my mistakes, I implore you!!!
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