Drogging – the act of drinking while blogging
I just made the word up – but feel free to use it


This is a dangerous affliction that is taking over the country. No one is immune to it (accept for those in a twelve step program who may be friends with Bill W.)

You are guilty of this if you take to your facebook, twitter, mypace or personal blog accts after two drinks. What is the harm you ask – let me share!!! I have some personal experience in this and I am more than happy to share my vast wealth of knowledge on the subject and be the voice of reason.

You must avoid the following to save yourself the morning after WHOA IS ME and sober reality moment.

Quips you believe are witty: Believe me, they are not funny or anectodile to anyone else. All of your social networking friends awake to see a comment you left at 3:15 am and think to themselves – dang time for another intervention.

Do not grow your friends list: Very dangerous!! Staying up all night with a cold one in your hand randomly searching for people you haven’t seen since first grade is a bad thing – Nothing good can come from this.

IMing anyone in the open chat window. This is much worse than drunk dialing. Bear in mind the individual on the other end of the monitor has the ability to cut and paste your drunken dribble and use it as blackmail leverage in the future (yes I have done this to a person or two, I have paid my mortgage ten times over with this handy little trick)

Imagine this scenario the next time you take to the keyboard with an adult beverage in your mitts. There is an apprehension when you wake fuzzy headed in the morning. You hit redial on both cell and home phones, you breath a sigh of relief when redial comes back clean, WHEW dodged a bullet, at least I didn’t call my long lost bestie. Then, POW it hits you, a wave of nausea takes over your body – SHIT the computer! You wearily wobble to the computer shakily holding your coffee mug; compose yourself enough to log onto the computer. With trepidation you log onto your social networking acct, then unknown and fear grip you as you are face to face with your worse nightmare, a 15 inch computer monitor. BAM – there it is, your worse nightmare staring back at you. All you see are 15 new posts you do not remember sending, littered with typos and nonsensical ranting. It is there folks, your friends have already read it, the carnal damage is done.

If I have helped just one person avoid this tragedy, my work here is done.

One last thing….Don’t hate on me (ooopss, I mean THEM) when you read a drog, remember, it may be the only chance have in a wek to veg out and relax after a long day give everyone the benefit of the doubt