"excusable parents"

WOW! It has been forever since I have blogged. I recently visited my sight and realized how much I miss it.

My son has aged greatly since my last blog. Time truly does fly. I am wishing it flew like a quadrapelegic chicken (this exists, read previous blogs), but unfortunately, I revolve around the planet not the other way around.

Since my previous blogs I have begun to realize I am truly a “special parent” What is a special parent you ask, well I shall explain.

As my faithful few know, I am not afraid to refer to my precious child as an “ass” So let’s begin there. When my child is acting “asslike”, I take immediate action. I prefer my son be a thoroughbred instead of an ass. I correct and redirect my son immediately from behavior that is ass like! NO excuses are made for his behavior. I do not blame the weather, the environment, tiredness, allergies, sun, moon, grass, air, noise, bad breath, constipation, gas, hunger, thirst,..you get the point. I simply grab my child (not always gently) towards me and tell him to stop being an ASS!

Yes, I have friends that think this is cruel and unusual punishment and my next appt should be an interview on Nancy Grace. However, to my “excusable parents” (term I made up for parents who do not admit their child is being asslike, and repeat their dumb ass reasoning as to why their child does not behave) I ask you, would you rather take Billy to the grocery store or your “excusable” child? YUP, point made.
What makes a “special parent?” It is the parent that does not pay heed to the ”excusable parents” staring at you. It is the parent that listens without excuse as another parent tells you what an ass your child was while in their care (and takes action). I am exhausted of the excuses for their offspring. I am deaf to their explanations. C’mon, stop raising a bunch of assholes. It is not your job to raise a spoiled over indulged toddler. It should be your goal (and I believe your duty) to raise a well behaved adult with manners and values!! Please …if you are a “excusable parent”..I mplore you STOP for the good of society!