Tuesday, May 11, 2010

GREASE!!!!!

I can barely contain my excitement as I write this. I am so elated I feel as if I could just float away!! What could make me feel so happy you ask? I hope you are seated…you will not believe it, but my faithful few, I tell you no lies…Grease is being re-released to the movies I KNOW!! However, that is not the most wonderful news ever though, wait for it…it is a sing along! Oh yes, you read it right. I could not imagine in a million years that Grease could be improved, but they did it! The impossible has occurred, and the best part is that it is in my lifetime

How a completely genius and awesome is that!!??? Lordy, I can’t wait!! I am gong to grab my girlfriends, and of course the gays, what would a Grease sing along be without my gays? I will bring an extra large purse and make sure it is stocked with adult elixirs, and oh yes, I will get my sing on! For those who are not as familiar with the lyrics, fret you not, the will be on the screen for you. No one should be left out of this fantastical moment in time

I will be belting out all my faves! I have been waiting for this moment my entire life, there is a god! This is so much better than the Rocky Horror picture show. It is better than candy, it is better than Christmas!

Picture it, me dressed as a Pink Lady, one of my gays as Zucco, we will joyously be standing in the aisle doing the hand jive and singing along with the lyrics. What is better than that. I will tell you what is better than that NOTHING, not a fucking thing!

Those two hours will be my Eden. I will be in heaven. In my heaven there is a drive-in, a dance off, and a huge school carnival. God does answer prays!

I do have a small canundrum, how on earth am I going to sip my elixir while gleefully performing all the renditions? I guess where there is a will there is a way. And I have one hell of a strong will.

To the studio head who green lighted the epic event, I will be forever in your debt, and I thank you from the cockles of my very happy heart!

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