Let me introduce you to Billy

Sex: Male
Height: 3 ft
Weight: 29 lbs
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Age: 2

Other pertinent information:

- Screams like a wild turkey at the slaughter machine (Melodic voice, future in the opera )

- Refuses to do as told (very independent)

- Does not like teeth being brushed (eco friendly, a tree hugger)

- Uses domestic pets as bike ramps (includes family pets in all activities)

- Dumps full sippy cups all over everything (likes to experiment with action and
reaction theory)

- Walks around in his moms crocs (in touch with his feminine side)

- Talks back (has a strong opinion regarding the world around him)

- Insists on death defying climbs that lead to near death falls (Will be the youngest person in history to scale Mt Washington)

- Steals food from others plates (enjoys a variety of nutritious snacks)

- Insists mom does everything wrong (the kids a genius, he is all knowing)

- Sleeps atop a pile of steel blocks (covets his matchbox collection)

- Has the biggest heart – loves everyone he meets unconditionally

- The best laugh in the world, starts in his feet and exits his mouth
Gentle, kind and sincere

Has not met anyone that does not fall deeply and madly in love with him, and his less than perfect but quirky ways